Imagine plucking this ripe, intimidating carrot from the ground only to have it start making a play for your girl. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, that’s what.
This nasty pepper isn’t afraid of offending anyone with it’s forward advances. Picture grandma in the garden picking veggies when this pair of lips pops up and starts trying to turn grandma out.
If this melon was on TV it would be censored. Get this melon some panties!
This potato looks like it’s half silicone, this is why I only buy organic.
They say oysters are an aphrodisiac, I’ve never been turned on by checking out an oyster.
These carrots have no chill. Like being in a men’s locker room, no one wants to see it as much as you want to show it off!
Tropical Fruit Phallus
This is supposedly called a “choko”, though I call it a “who the hell do you think your are hanging around my backyard like that”!?
Protruding Egg Plant
There’s poisonous plants, carnivorous plants, and plants that make me feel like half a man.
Spicy AND demeaning!
Arousing Apple Pear
You’d probably need a dental dam to enjoy this fruit.