Babies and drunk people have way too much in common. They’re hard to understand, they cry, they need to be fed and put to bed, sometimes you have to change their clothes when they pee on themselves. But for some reason babies remain irresistibly cute, and drunk people… Well, you can be the judge. Here’s some adorable sleeping babies paired up with their intoxicated, unconscious counterparts.
These darling angels are just too precious, mustaches and all.
Man’s Best Friend
If it wasn’t for the farts, dogs would make the best pillows.
Knees to Chest
A great way to squeeze in some yoga while also getting a good snooze.
The Porcelain Pillow
I heard they use this technique at Guantanamo.
Sometimes it’s fun to nap in character, makes dreaming more interesting.
Even heroines need to take awkward naps once in a while.
This is just responsible parenting (or drunk-sitting).
The Sleep Sack
This approach helps keep the body warm and the arms free with no danger of a loose blanket smothering the baby and/or drunkard.
And you thought the underside of your pillow was cool, you should try the kitchen floor.
The Stacking Game
A classic way to pass the time with any passed out person or baby.
Nothing beats a few bottles on the beach.
The Recycling Bin
A great way to keep track of exactly how much you drank the night before.
You can always trust big sis to take care of you, until the first sign of vulnerability.
Keeping up on all the latest food trends can be exhausting, it’s good to get in a power nap between courses.
Asleep on the Job
This is just good time management, in today’s busy world who has time to sleep AND poop?
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