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Who needs swim trunks when you can wear your tighty whities? While wake boarding near Miami this fourth of July weekend, Justin Bieber (who is no stranger to nudity), decided to strip down to his Calvin’s. We’re pretty sure he could afford a couple dozen pair of swim trunks, but swim trunks don’t get this much attention.

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He’s also not wearing his life vest correctly, but we’re pretty sure that’s intentional. If you’re going to show off your junk, might as well throw your abs and pecs in the mix.