I’d snort some cocaine for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)… If you’re wondering where Bruno Mars gets all that energy, it’s from cocaine! In 2010, the singer, whose real name is Peter Gene Hernandez, was arrested in Las Vegas for felony cocaine possession. He pleaded guilty and served 200 hours of community service and paid a $2,000 fine.
It’s hard to believe little Eminem is a lawbreaker. The rapper was first arrested at age 20 for shooting a police car with a paintball gun. The charges were eventually dropped though. He was arrested twice in 2000. Once for producing an unloaded firearm after an altercation with an associate of the Insane Clown Posse (can you blame him?) and for assaulting a bouncer. He received probation.
Back in 1999, Jay-Z was arrested for stabbing a guy in the gut with a 5 inch blade. He pleaded no contest and received 3 years probation. Why stab someone? Why not just punch them or slap them in the face?
Justin Bieber thought he’d earn some street-cred by getting arrested. The pop-singer/wiener-turd was arrested in 2014 for DUI, resisting arrest and other charges. After a plea agreement, he pled guilty to lesser charges and had to pay a $500 fine and attend an anger management course.
“Your butt is mine… Gonna tell you right…Because I’m bad, I’m bad, shamone.” In 1993, Michael Jackson was first accused of child molestation. No charges were filed, but a $22 million settlement was agreed upon with the accuser’s family. Jackson was later arrested in 2003 and charged with 7 counts of child molestation. The trial concluded with Jackson being acquitted of all 7 counts… if you don’t know what acquitted means, it means not guilty.
In January 2015, The Weeknd (I can’t tell you how much it pains me to spell that) was arrested for allegedly punching a cop. He pleaded no contest and was sentenced to 50 hours community service. If I were the judge, I would’ve sentence him to a haircut.