This cut would be really flattering on a potato.

uglyAQUATIC

Both are hideous.

uglyBelle

Someone made that and thought it was okay.

uglyBOOBPADS

Is that the pajama version?

uglyCREAMY

This can easily be fixed with several hours of professional beadwork.

uglyDETAILS

These are so handy. You can tuck trash in them as you go about your day.

uglyGARBAGEBAGS

She wanted to look like Scarlett O’Hara. She got her wish. She looks like she’s wearing a curtain.

uglyGONEWITHTHEWIND

Here’s to all the Fraggles that were violently scalped in order to make that dress.

uglyICECREAMCONE

This is what happens when you try to look like disco Princess Jasmine.

uglyJasmine

Your crotch and boobs should not have matching cleavage.

uglyJUMPER

This dress was made out of a Motel 6 bedspread.

uglyMaroon

They may not look the same, but they are both equally desperate.

uglyNODRESS

She just tied a ribbon around the bedskirt of a bassinet.

uglyPINK

There’s a 7 year old out there that thinks the dress on the right is the prettiest thing she’s ever seen.

UGLYpurple

I’m sure Caitlyn Jenner would wear it.

uglyPURPLENIGHTMARE

Are those blue swirly things supposed to represent tears of disappointment?

uglySWIRLS

This looks like something Kanye West would try to convince us is “cool.”

uglyTATOOINE

Those flowers are made from used Walmart receipts.

uglyWEDDING

Maybe you should try it on inside out.

Uglywhite

It’d probably look fine once you add a belt.

uglyWHITENIGHTMARE

I think she can make this one work. She just needs to wrap herself in a bathrobe and she’ll look fine.

uglyYETHAPPY